IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, GET BUSY, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

Today is birthday and I am an old mother fucker. Well, I shouldn't say mother fucker because I don't think I've ever fucked a mother. Nevertheless, I'm old! 35 to be exact bitch!

My brother Paul and his family got to mom's house around 5pm. He immediately ordered the Pacquiao - Morales 2 fight. Tam called earlier in the day to wish me happy birthday and wondered what I was doing. I told her maybe we could go out so she started to make some calls.

I also got a gift from Jasmine from NY. It was a burgundy long sleeve shirt from Banana Republic. I ironed it and got ready to go out. I was bummed because I had to leave the fight before getting to watch it.

I drove to Brea to pick Jansen up and then we headed over to his place in Orange. Then I got a call from Raq and Jonah who watched the fight and they told me who won. I should have just watched the fight at home and then left to go out. Darn it. Who would have known that we would end up leaving so late?

Tam, Jansen and I headed off to LAX in Hollywood. Once we got there, we realized that even though Elaine got us on the list, there was no way we were getting in. There must have been at least five hundred people in line, milling about or waiting patiently in the cold weather. We decided to go to Plan B which was Geisha House.

We got a ride from the parking lot to Geisha from Joyce who was with her friend Balal. We met JD, Steph and Elaine there. Tam bought me a Long Island Iced Tea and I got a good buzz going fast. A cute white girl walked up to us and asked us for a smoke. I told her all I had was menthol and she said she never smoked menthol. Maybe you should try it, I said. I asked her about her ring and she said her grandmother had given it to her. I asked her if it was vintage and for some reason, she was surprised that I knew about anything vintage. After a short conversation, she thanked me for the smoke, rubbed my arm and went back to her table. Then I began to wonder what the hell I could have done to keep that conversation going or to get her number.

We left Geisha and headed to Forbidden City. Unfortunately, they were charging $15 at the door. That was too steep so we ended up at Daddy's. I wish we would have stayed at Geisha, but getting free drinks from everyone got me happy and I didn't really care where I was, as long as I was with friends.

Of course, we ended up at Jansen's house playing poker. We stayed up pretty late, playing about three games. I got home at 6am and mom was awake having breakfast with my brother Paul. I went straight upstairs and crashed.