UNDRESSED

Undressed was a tv series on MTV long ago. I remember catching once and hearing this guy give blowjob tips that I thought were the best I'd ever heard. Here's the video (scroll to about 10:30), but here are the basics as well as memory associations to help you remember:

• No teeth (vampire)
• Don't squeeze - massage (toothpaste)
• Nothing grows without water (desert storm)
• There are other parts - use them (fruit cup)
• Listen for the sounds you like (saxophone)