CALCULATING THE PERFECT ASS

Yes, I watch Manswers. So what? It doesn't mean I'm stupid, or that I'm a perv, it just means I'm immature and like juvenile things. Anyway, here's the formula for the perfect ass.

(S+C) x (B+F)
____________ - V
T

S: shape
C: circularity
B: bounce
F: firmness
T: texture
V: vertical ratio

The perfect ass comes in with a score of 80.