DIPPITY DUDA

After discussing some options with JD and Rich, I decided to text Duda and her friends. Here's how my text messages ended up when we started at Pure in Caesar's Palace:

Me (10:50PM Sat, Sep 29): Duda, were @ pure 2nite. Lets party!

Me [to Brenda] (10:59PM Sat, Sep 29): Im @ pure. Wut r u doing 2nite?

Duda (11:01PM Sat, Sep 29): That was so last night we r at tryst

Brenda (11:04PM Sat, Sep 29): Staying home i'm tired how long u r going 2 be here?

Me [to Duda] (11:48PM Sat, Sep 29): Booo! Hav fun, were rollin. Ttyl.

Me [to Brenda] (11:50PM Sat, Sep 29): Aww, ok rest u prty animal. Leavin' sunday.

Tam (11:45PM Sat, Sep 29): Go outside! Its open upstairs

Brenda (11:57PM Sat, Sep 29): Hey why am i the party animal when ur the one partying. I work @ 2 2morrow if ur up maybe we could 2 lunch be4 u leave

Me [to Brenda] (12:39AM Sun, Sep 30): Ok would love 2 do lunch but lets play it by ear. Who knows what time i get outa here! Pleasant dreams.

Me [to Duda] (12:56AM Sun, Sep 30): Hey lets trade, e 4 some rails

JD (1:56AM Sun, Sep 30): Where are you? Bare backing?

Me [to JD] (1:58AM Sun, Sep 30): How did u kno? Im outside. Might play sm texas hold em bonus.

Me [to Duda] (2:53AM Sun, Sep 30): Whats up? Where u @?

Duda (2:58AM Sun, Sep 30): We r still at tryst

Me [to Duda] (4:23AM Sun, Sep 30): WELL LOOKS LIKE WELL HAVE 2 PRTY IN THE OC

Duda (4:25AM Sun, Sep 30): Where r u guys

Me [to Duda] (4:26AM Sun, Sep 30): WERE @ SOUTH POINT

Duda (4:37AM Sun, Sep 30): What hotel is that at

Me [to Duda] (4:41 AM Sun, Sep 30): U DING DONG SOUTH PT IS DA SOUTH MOST HOTEL. WHERE CAN WE MEET?

Duda (5:45AM Sun, Sep 30): Oh sorry ding dong i'm not in the up it eee up in vegas we r at our hotel now

Me [to Duda] (5:49AM Sun, Sep 30): WERE HEADING OVER. WHAT RM #?

Duda (5:53AM Sun, Sep 30): We r at mr.lucky's eating at our hotel

Duda (5:55AM Sun, Sep 30): Who r u

Me [to Duda] (5:57AM Sun, Sep 30): OMG! FRM DRAIS TWINKIE. RM#?

Duda (5:58AM Sun, Sep 30): R u asian

Me [to Duda] (6:04AM Sun, Sep 30): DUH! HAHA STOP STALLING. LETS PARTY!

Duda (6:06AM Sun, Sep 30): We r so partied out save up fo REHAB 2morrow 6 hrs away

Me [to Duda] (6:08AM Sun, Sep 30): BOOO! STOP ACTING LIKE UR 40! 8D

Duda (6:14AM Sun, Sep 30): Oh ok rock star have at it party party party 2morrow

Me [to Duda] (6:16 AM Sun, Sep 30): TXT ME WHEN U GO, POSER.

Duda (6:18AM Sun, Sep 30): Poser?? I will fuck ur eggroll up w my chopsticks when I see u

Me [to Duda] (6:30AM Sun, Sep 30): EGGROLL? U MEAN LUMPIA BEYOTCH! 8D

Me [to Brenda] (3:15PM Sun, Sep 30): Holy ish, i just got up! I guess no lunch 2day. rain check?

Brenda (3:58PM Sun, Sep 30): Aww next time